Go Leafs Go

Tonight’s the night.  Legendary Leaf fan Greg Albisser has the call below.

DISCLAIMER
If you are not a Leaf fan, you probably will not get this…scratch that.  If you are not a HARDCORE Leaf fan you probably won’t get this:

hello

hope you’re wellwood,

so what time should we be-lak your place.

not sure if i’ll take a kaberle or walk but i’ll get there.

i’m so excited i’m keithacton all goofy today.

i’ll be sure to ring your bel-fore when i get there.

g

8 thoughts on “Go Leafs Go

  1. Go Habs Go!

    So… Good game on Saturday 🙂

    😉

    Sorry, had to be done…

  2. HI LEAFS.
    GO LEAFS GO
    MATS SUNDIN ROCK
    I LOVE YOU MATS SUNDIN
    13 ROCK
    ILOVE YOU YES MATS SUNDIN

  3. Mats Sundin is the Chuck norris of hockey

  4. TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS REVISED 2008 SCHEDULE

    January
    15 vs. Bloomington Jr. High School Girls
    22 vs. Cub Scout Troop #101
    29 vs. CNIB Senior Team

    February
    5 vs. Spanish-American War Vets
    12 vs. Crippled Children’s Hospital
    19 vs. St. Cloud Home for Wayward Girls
    26 vs. Girl Scout Troop #69

    March
    5 vs. Ontario VD Clinic Post #3
    12 vs. Church Street Boy’s Choir
    19 vs. Korean War Amputees
    26 vs. VA Hospital Polio Patients

    Special Monday Night Game:
    March 3 vs. Utopia Gay Boys

    Name Change:
    The Toronto Maple Leafs will be changed to the Toronto Tampons’ as they
    are only good for one period, and they don’t have a second string.

    Coaching Change:
    Paul Maurice will be replaced by Pamela Anderson. No doubt she will
    blow
    a few, but she won’t choke up on the BIG ONE.

    Rule Changes:
    1. When playing the Girl Scouts, the Leafs must not eat their cookies.
    2. The Leafs will be allowed to substitute with band members at any
    time
    during the game.
    3. When playing the Polio Patients, the Leafs must not disconnect any
    of
    the leg braces.
    4. There will be no more dancing with opposing teams, like the last
    time
    they played the Utopia Gay Boys.
    5. The Leafs MUST PROMISE to remember that when the referee drops the
    puck, this signals the beginning of play. This is to ensure that no
    more
    time will be wasted while the Leafs try to figure out what just
    happened.
    6. The Leafs must also stop tangling the crippled children in the net
    mesh.

    ‘GOLF LEAFS GOLF’

    And while on the topic of the Leafs….

    What does Toronto have that Montreal doesn’t?
    Black and white photographs of their last Stanley Cup.

    What do the Leafs and The Titanic have in common?
    They both look good until they hit the ice.

    Why don’t the Maple Leafs drink tea?
    Because the Canadians have all the cups.

    What’s the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?
    The cigarette machine has PLAYERS.

    ——————————————————————————–

  5. haha that last comment is funny. So sad, but funny. But don’t worry we’ll get’em in a couple of years boys.

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